Ti-keys: Ultimate Island Kitsch

Sometimes it takes a lot of work to create an article. I come up with what I think is a great idea that I'm very excited about and am just fidgeting like an eight-year old in my excitement to share it. Dreams and visions of Pulitzers dance in my head. I sit at my keyboard as a famed concerto pianist would sit before a grand piano and begin typing. After coming out of my creative trance, I read what is on the screen and... I think 'what a load of crap!'

Sometimes an idea is so perfect, it needs little, if any help from me. I came across these fine Island Kitsch specimens while researching another topic. So here they are.

That's it. I mean how much could I possibly add. These things are so awesome they should have their own holiday. If I don't get at least 2 sets of these for this upcoming gift-receiving holiday, I will realize that my friends and family members have been lying about reading this blog and will sink into an intractable shame spiral. Don't let that happen. Click here and order one for me and one for yourself. Don't even think about it, just do it now. You'll be glad you did. Aloha.

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If you order anything from Amazon.com, and you've used an Amazon link from any of these posts to enter the site, this site gets a small commission from the sale. That makes it possible for me to put off working in any meaningful way and that's good for America. Seriously, you don't want me dragging down the quality rating of any of our fine Fortune 500 company.

So, to summarize, if you love America, click on any of the Amazon links (like this one) and spend like you just won the lottery. Do it for the children.